headcanon: jack hangs out on trap street, flirts with cute aliens, makes retcon and gives it out when needed
OH YOU KNOW THIS IS WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
You’ve been retconed
The Twelfth Doctor (Face the Raven)
“No, don’t bring the new human. I’ll just get distracted.” Lmao, the Doctor gets distracted by babies.
That’s how they roll in the 38th century
The Doctor, Sleep No More (via acolorfulmetaphor)
