I would just like to say that I am deeply gratified, proud and thrilled that I have lived to see the day that a Marvel superhero can now be seen on screen getting pegged by his girlfriend.
how lucky we are to be alive right now.
scene I need in a movie
thor: *is being the giant handsome man he is*
wade: oh my god oh *trips over nothing* oh m oh
thor: *laughs kindheartedly at wade*
wade: oh fUC k oh fu *lays down on ground* hi I’m,,,, hi fuck me
Thor: I would but… *winks at Wade*… sadly i am with Jane now
wade: fU CK WHAT FK IWJSD
if deadpool gets a bf in the sequel i want someone to say “wait… i thought you were straight!!” and deadpool’s just like “hoo boy, someone obviously hasn’t read my comics” while staring at the camera
