moonblossom:

losethehours:

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

continuants:

invisiblespork:

[Narrator: A scientist in Peru [pause for peep] captured this, escaping from the tiny body [pause for peep] of a sleeping hummingbird. [pause for peep] A high-pitched [pause for peep] but unmistakable snore. [pause for peep] Hummingbirds are loved for their beauty and speed [pause for peep] but this one was behaving a little bit like a human. [pause for peep] The perfect cute-response trigger.]

[pause for peep]

IT PEEP WHEN IT SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Evidently we need to develop a CPap machine for it.

Wouldn’t that be a CPeep machine?