oh god, okay… this is a fairly long story that colin baker relates in the dvd commentary for mark of the rani, i will be paraphrasing it but i’m pretty certain i remember all the major details because i was laughing SO hard the first time i heard it
first of all you have to know that mark of the rani was filmed on location in this particular village and the public woods surrounding it, and also that the weather was being rather inconsistent on this one day. it kept raining and then the rain would stop again, so every time the rain shifted, the whole filming crew would immediately jump up and run between two locations – for continuity reasons, because they were alternately filming one scene where it needed to be raining and one where it was sunny
so they’re doing this scene where the doctor is tied up and hanging from a pole like so:
it’s super uncomfortable to be actually hanging from a pole by one’s wrists and ankles for multiple takes of a scene, so the crew built some kind of contraption to make it easier on him… it was basically a metal frame-like thing that was hidden under his jacket and pants, supporting his back so that he wouldn’t actually be straining his wrists, i guess? at any rate, the downside of this was that this thing took a LONG time to set up, so it wasn’t possible to UNTIE him from the pole in between takes, so they just kind of. set him down on the ground. during the moments when they weren’t filming
anyways, in the middle of this situation with the intermittent weather, at some point it starts raining and the director calls for everyone to go to the other current filming location!! everyone is rushing about trying to get the cameras and props and people over there as quickly as possible (because you never know when the rain will change again) and in all of this hullaballoo they somehow manage to
forget colin baker on the ground
(actually he said that he sort of noticed them leaving him behind but was initially hesitant to say anything, thinking “surely i’m just missing something and they’ll come get me in a moment” and then by the time he fully realized he was left behind, they were too far out of earshot for him to say anything)
so he’s just like. well. i’ll just wait. and they’ll figure it out soon enough
he lies there tied to this pole for a good ten minutes or so until he hears someone coming down the path
but it is not the film crew, because these are PUBLIC WOODS they are filming in. it’s a random middle-aged couple walking their dog. and the dog comes running up to colin baker (who is a little ways off of the main path) and sniffing him and barking
and the couple just … look at him, tied to the pole on the ground… he said he could tell that they didn’t recognize him as being dr. who, so god knows what they thought about his COAT
he looks at them
there is a deeply awkward silence in which he doesn’t know what he could possibly say about the situation of him being TIED TO A POLE IN THE WOODS and they are clearly being TOO POLITE AND PROPER AND BRITISH-Y to bring it up
eventually one of them is like “nice weather today isn’t it” and he’s like “er yes quite” and they just keep going and leave him lying there on the ground tied to the pole
he just stays there for another twenty minutes or so until FINALLY he sees one of the camera crew running back to get him while yelling “COLIN OH MY GOD WE’RE SO SORRY”
…aaand that is the colin baker tied to a pole in the woods story, more or less as related by colin baker himself, aka my all time favorite thing that ever happened behind the scenes of doctor who!! ACTOR DVD COMMENTARIES ARE SO WORTH WATCHING, KIDS
I love imagining the classic Doctors partaking in modern phenomena, because there is honestly no reason beyond the metatextual ones why it couldn’t happen. The Doctor has been known to enjoy pop culture, and can time travel, so there’s no reason why you wouldn’t find Three taking selfies, Two playing video games, or Four enjoying godforsaken memes.
I’m sorry but Four is not only a memer but a hardcore shitposter, and Six is probably on reddit.
how dare you suggest that six would spend any time on reddit.
If the Sixth Doctor is not a redditor I will eat my foot. Don’t tell me he doesn’t spend all day on there looking at cat pics.
we have v. different definitions of “redditor”. he deffo doesn’t go aroudn talking about “narwhals baconing” or shit like that. he probably avoids the comments like a plague because he knows that if he sees ignorant comments he’ll spend all day correcting them.
See, I think that sometimes he’d go into the comments specifically because he wants the opportunity to graciously enlighten some benighted troglodyte on the error of their ways. Prime targets beneficiaries of his wisdom would include MRAs, science denialists, and people who refuse to recognize the difference between “its” and “it’s.”
i think pre-evelyn Six would deffo be a compulsive Internet Corrector. Post-Evelyn he’d have learned that the habit wasn’t good for him.
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Okay, I had a random thought:
Jack mentions in Fragments that he was on Earth sometime around the extinction of the dinosaurs (”Dinosaurs? Had them for breakfast. Had to. Only source of pre-killed food protein after the asteroid crashed. Long story.”)
Of course we know that it wasn’t actually a meteor, it was a spaceship. That had Adric on board when it crashed. (Earthshock)
So.
What if Jack Harkness was there to save Adric as a favor to the Doctor without him knowing? And then dropped him off somewhere he wouldn’t cross the Doctor’s path again?
