When I was at drama school I was living with a friend and we took in two stray cats – a mother and her kitten. We weren’t consciously breeding cats but they did breed. At one point we were looking after 11 cats in our two-bedroom flat.

Ben Whishaw, cat person extraordinaire, who apparently listed “cat breeding” as a recreation on his CV (Sunday Times, 2 May 2004)

soggywarmpockets:

vox-clamantis-in-deserto:

jumpingjacktrash:

the-last-teabender:

alexisagirl:

stability:

A cat ran into a door during a French baking show

UNMUTE THIS

NARRATOR: [something in French]

CAT: [slams into door]

i did not expect to laugh so hard

OH MY GOG YOU GUYS IT’S EVEN BETTER IF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THE FRENCH

NARRATOR: Quelle surprise la boulangerie du jour réserve-t’elle à notre jury?

Which means: What surprise is the boulangerie of the day preparing for our jury?
[cat runs into door]

I’m cackling.