Captain Jack Harkness!
In common
- Friendly as hell and will talk to anyone and everyone
- Tend to blame myself when shit goes south
- Keep thinking I should write that book
not in common
- I’m not a flirty person, at all
- I’m def not a badass
- As far as we know I’m not a handsome immortal time traveler from the 51st century
No seriously if my memory serves Captain Jack Harkness’ hello to everyone basically boils down to
“Hello, you are wonderfully attractive as you are and if you’re into it I would be honored to take you in a manly way. Or be just as honored to have you take me in whatever way your species takes people. Even if you’re not I’m going to respect the fluff out of you and compliment all your other wonderful attributes like your mind. You are brilliant, but I bet you knew that because you are in fact brilliant.”
It’s in the subtext of every hello. I’m telling you. Just listen for it.YES GOOD
AaaaaaAaaAaaaaaAaaAaaaaaah yesss
