Someone asked john what would happen in a fight between Malcolm meryln and capt Jack. His answer: “they would punch the crap out of each other, then Jack would pin Malcom down and make out with him …I was going to go further but…you know …”

Jack Harkness Shags Everyone

merindab:

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I decided I needed a masterpost of my smut fics with Jack/whoever (as of today, May 21, 2014). There are a lot, so separating by fandom:

Torchwood

Ready For You – Jack/Ianto

Office Fetish – Jack/Ianto

Good Thing the Desk is Sturdy – Jack/Ianto

Bruises on the Heart – Jack/Ianto

Superwood

Memory – Jack/Castiel

Do Not Sacrifice for Us – Jack/Sam Winchester/Castiel

One Night – Jack/Sam Winchester

Sanctuary – Jack/Sam Winchester

I’ll Keep Watch – Jack/Castiel

After Midnight – Jack/Sam Winchester

Bound – Jack/Sam Winchester

A Moment’s Touch – Jack/Castiel

Ghosts That We Knew – Jack/Castiel

New Year’s Eve – Jack/Castiel/Sam Winchester

4173 – Jack/Castiel

Always a Pleasure – Jack/Sam Winchester

Christmas Eve 1945 – Jack/Castiel

Save A Bull, Ride a Cowboy – all the pairings

Midnight Rodeo – Jack/Castiel

Sherlock

In Kandahar – Jack/John Watson

Blue Eyes and Long Coats – Jack/Ianto/Sherlock/John Watson

The American and the Cop – Jack/Lestrade

Summoned – Jack/Mycroft Holmes

Come Get What You Want – Jack/Sherlock/John Watson

Doctor Who

May I Have This Dance? – Jack/Ten

A Braid Takes Three – Jack/Nine/Rose

Hands Entwined – Jack/Nine

Miscellaneous

Time Crunch – Jack/Jack

Flyboy – Jack/Martin Crieff

Local Wildlife – Jack/Tentacle critter

Captain Meets Captain – Jack/Malcom Reynolds 

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THAT is a lot of porn. Lol

And clearly I like superwood (thanks awabubbles and jazzforthecaptain)