Someone asked john what would happen in a fight between Malcolm meryln and capt Jack. His answer: “they would punch the crap out of each other, then Jack would pin Malcom down and make out with him …I was going to go further but…you know …”
Jack Harkness Shags Everyone
I decided I needed a masterpost of my smut fics with Jack/whoever (as of today, May 21, 2014). There are a lot, so separating by fandom:
Torchwood
Ready For You – Jack/Ianto
Office Fetish – Jack/Ianto
Good Thing the Desk is Sturdy – Jack/Ianto
Bruises on the Heart – Jack/Ianto
Superwood
Memory – Jack/Castiel
Do Not Sacrifice for Us – Jack/Sam Winchester/Castiel
One Night – Jack/Sam Winchester
Sanctuary – Jack/Sam Winchester
I’ll Keep Watch – Jack/Castiel
After Midnight – Jack/Sam Winchester
Bound – Jack/Sam Winchester
A Moment’s Touch – Jack/Castiel
Ghosts That We Knew – Jack/Castiel
New Year’s Eve – Jack/Castiel/Sam Winchester
4173 – Jack/Castiel
Always a Pleasure – Jack/Sam Winchester
Christmas Eve 1945 – Jack/Castiel
Save A Bull, Ride a Cowboy – all the pairings
Midnight Rodeo – Jack/Castiel
Sherlock
In Kandahar – Jack/John Watson
Blue Eyes and Long Coats – Jack/Ianto/Sherlock/John Watson
The American and the Cop – Jack/Lestrade
Summoned – Jack/Mycroft Holmes
Come Get What You Want – Jack/Sherlock/John Watson
Doctor Who
May I Have This Dance? – Jack/Ten
A Braid Takes Three – Jack/Nine/Rose
Hands Entwined – Jack/Nine
Miscellaneous
Time Crunch – Jack/Jack
Flyboy – Jack/Martin Crieff
Local Wildlife – Jack/Tentacle critter
Captain Meets Captain – Jack/Malcom Reynolds
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THAT is a lot of porn. Lol
And clearly I like superwood (thanks awabubbles and jazzforthecaptain)











































