[Jack, to Agnes:] ‘I guess I’m just looking for a home.’
‘And is Torchwood really your home?’
Jack shrugged. ‘Sometimes, I think so. Sometimes not. And then I’ll go travelling for a bit. Or do something totally different. I had a brief spell in life insurance. Yeah, I know. Didn’t last long. Then there was the burger bar on Bondi Beach. That was fun. But I always come back to Torchwood.’

Risk Assessment (by James Goss)

[…. I’m not crying you’re crying.

And laughing, too.

And demanding fanfic!!]

Ianto: I killed three girls. Strangled them.
Jack: No.
REALLY AMAZING LIE DETECTOR TEST: He’s telling the truth.
Jack: No.
Ianto: But—
Jack: No.