Maybe I am a monster. I don’t think I’d know if I were one. I am not what you are, and not what you intended.
Ok but imagine all the guys, despite the initial shock, getting quickly used to the fact that Steve and Bucky are a couple and hey, Captain America isn’t exactly straight, except Tony, because there’s this thing he can’t stop thinking about.
Then on movie night Steve goes make more popcorn for him and Bucky and Tony follows him and when he comes back he’s just upset and blurting out “For the last time, Tony, I did not sleep with your father. Bucky, please, tell him!”
And Bucky says, with a mouthful of popcorn, “Steve did not sleep with your father, Tony” and Steve’s eyebrows scream ‘told you son’ to Tony untill Bucky finishes the sentence with “But I did” and everybody stares at him.
okay but imagine IMAGINE a criminal organization like aim or hydra capturing the avengers and steve is brought before the commander idiot-in-charge and ofc this dude is prattling on about how the avengers are done for, how thor has been trapped in another realm and bruce banner is tranquilized and black widow and hawkeye are contained and he’s like “and your precious tony stark is working for us now, building a new age of weapons technology right in our labs”
and steve, who is tied to a chair btw, just starts CRACKING. UP. for a full minute. so much that tears are rolling down his cheeks and the chair and bonds are straining under his weight and movement and steve just can’t stop laughing and the commander dude yells “WHAT’S SO FUNNY” because steve has literally been laughing for 60 seconds and his minions are looking at him nervously
steve is like “you don’t know much about tony stark do you?” and goes into another fit of laughter.
another 60 seconds later, an explosion rocks the evil HQ building, shoot to thrill starts playing in the distance
THE HEADLINES BELOW ARE ALWAYS THE MOST EXCITING:
- Steve Rogers to attend updated museum exhibit dedicated to his heroic efforts in WWII
- Stark Industries announces new scholarships for promising students from urban city schools
- Multiple countries recovering from catastrophic damage caused by sentient robot Ultron, leaders asking for aid, and for the Avengers to be held accountable
- Tony Stark says that public concerns about Dr. Bruce Banner are “baseless” and “irresponsible” after the South Africa incident involving the Hulk
- Biography “The Life and Times of Industrialist Howard Stark” to be published later this year
- Efforts to recover the remaining Ultron technology continue, as components from the advanced robotics are capturing large sums on the black market
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My friends after Ant-Man
Omg this has 150 notes that’s more than I’ve ever had
Babe, it’s over 500 now. Holy shit
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