imagine bucky recovering his memories and one day, after a mission, they’re all in the stark tower having breakfast and all the avengers are around kind of minding their own business, tony is chatting with bruce about some science stuff, pepper is on the phone and clint is silently drinking his coffee while natasha reads the paper, thor is trying to find the channel where they were showing a documentary about kittens two minutes ago and steve is eating his eggs with sam and bucky is just there duckfacing his way through breakfast when he suddenly looks up at steve and asks “did you ever suck my dick? cos i remember my dick being sucked by you” and the next thing they hear is clint’s mug hitting the floor
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Notice this post. Laugh at this post. THIS POST IS AWESOME. Partly because I did NOT expect where it ended up from where it started. (Neither did Clint, apparently.)
“duckfacing his way through breakfast”
Oh, my baby.
I demand this in Avengers 3.
I bet in the MCU one of the rewards for the Reading Rainbow kickstarter is an actual Avengers reward, like for $500 you get tickets to see Levar Burton reading picturebooks to you alongside Tony Stark and Steve Rogers.
I bet it was all Bruce’s idea because of how much PBS mattered to him as a kid.
I bet Thor convinced Heimdall to open the Bifrost real quick so that he could get his favorite book from his childhood, and then he read Jane’s favorite too because Tony explained that books read on Reading Rainbow had huge spikes in sales and no one could sell Thor’s book on earth.
I bet Natasha didn’t have a favorite because she never really got to be a kid so she went to the big library, the one on 42nd street, and spent hours devouring book after book after book, trying to find one that’s just right.
I bet I’m going to cry.
I hope in the MCU, they never had to have a kickstarter for Reading Rainbow because it never got cancelled, and Bruce tells Steve about the program one day and Steve is like, “WE HAVE TO BE ON THIS SHOW.” And so he gets Pepper to help him arrange a big Avengers Reading Rainbow special that also coincides with the PBS yearly fundraiser, and that year, PBS makes so much money that they’re set for the next two years and some change.
- the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
- it’s Steve’s idea
#and Tony’s just like FU THIS IS MY LIFE NOW I GUESS#And spends all day in the workshop#trying to find a way to switch them back#and Steve feels kind of bad about it#but not enough to tell him the truth#Clint almost blows it#when he forgets that he’s supposed to be Natasha#and wanders into the kitchen the next morning belching#and scratching his junk#Tony eventually finds out#because he thinks Steve is Bruce-in-Steve’s-body#and admits he’s nuts about Steve#and Steve is all WHY HAVEN’T YOU EVER TOLD ME? I MEAN HIM. STEVE. WH Y HAVEN’T YOU TOLD STEVE?!?#And Tony’s all like#Well maybe if he didn’t FUCK WITH ME#And make me miss most of a week of work#trying to figure out a cure to a PRACTICAL GODDAMN JOKE#Meanwhile Rhodey and Bucky have been pretending to be each other#and just mocking each other in the background#Lookit me lookit me WINTER IS COMING BITCHES#OH YEAH WELL I’M A WALKING FOURTH OF JULY DECORATION (via)
