When friend is clearly upset but they don’t wanna talk about it but you wanna help but don’t know how and you just kinda
Playing a game with a morality system
Me: alright I’m totally gonna be evil this time
*makes one evil choice*
Me: oh my god oh my god oh mY GOD I’M SO SORRY THAT WAS SO MEAN IM A HORRIBLE PERSON MY MOTHER DID NOT RAISE ME LIKE THIS SHE’D BE SO DISAPPOINTED
*restarts game*
sociopaths-slitheen-and-snape:
You know you’re deep in a fandom when your phone stops autocorrecting things from it
making your friend watch your favorite tv show
9pm: “I’m going to bed now.”
10pm: “I’m going to bed now.”
11pm: “I’m going to bed now.”
12am: “I’m going to bed now.”
1am: “I’m going to bed now.”
2am: “I’m going to bed now.”
3am: “FUCK.”
4am: “FUCK.”
5am: “OKAY.”
benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:
this is literally Sherlock and John on every crime scene
finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet
THIS IS THE EXACT REACTION. THIS IS SO PERFECT.
do you ever look at a ship and think this is it, this is the one, this is the motherducking ship that’s ruined me for good and I will never ever be okay again
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