sassy-spoon:

When friend is clearly upset but they don’t wanna talk about it but you wanna help but don’t know how and you just kinda

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Playing a game with a morality system

kobytyler:

Me: alright I’m totally gonna be evil this time

*makes one evil choice*

Me: oh my god oh my god oh mY GOD I’M SO SORRY THAT WAS SO MEAN IM A HORRIBLE PERSON MY MOTHER DID NOT RAISE ME LIKE THIS SHE’D BE SO DISAPPOINTED

*restarts game*

9pm: “I’m going to bed now.”
10pm: “I’m going to bed now.”
11pm: “I’m going to bed now.”
12am: “I’m going to bed now.”
1am: “I’m going to bed now.”
2am: “I’m going to bed now.”
3am: “FUCK.”
4am: “FUCK.”
5am: “OKAY.”