actual stages of shipping
stage 1: aww hey theyd be cute together mannn what if they kissed that would be so rad ///u///
stage 2: what if they….. maDE OUT. what if they FUCKED
stage 4: ok but what if they talked about their feelings? what if one of them got hurt and the other one got worried and THEN they fucked wouldn’t that be grand
stage 5: aw shit can u imagine them getting married aw shit good shit gOOD SHIT
stage 6: kill them. kill one of them. kill the other one. give one of them permanent amnesia. make one have to kill the other. have them fuck and then feel horrible about it. have them ONLY fuck and nothing else. give one of them alzheimer’s. muRD E R TH EM
stage 7: wouldnt *sniff* wouldnt it be nice to *snuffle* to see them *blows into a tissue* see them h a p p y
stage 8: *watches any movie* where the fuck is the au with my otp?
why glasses suck
- they’re always dirty. like w hat the fuck what is coming into contact with my face? why are they so fucking dirty? wha t the fuck
- 3D movies
- dont ever fuckin lose them bc good luck tryin to find ANYTHING without them on
- roller coasters
- idk why but like?? children really like to take them off of you??? and play with them??? wh y
- the rain
- steamy bathrooms/kitchens/anywhere with an unnecessary abundance of steam
- tfw u can feel ur prescription getting weaker on you
I feel this on a spiritual level
I’ve watched this on loop a good 50 times and as a musician I can confirm this to be 10000% true
(Source: https://vine.co/)
When that one person logs on
It’s not cute or gracefull either it’s as if you actually body slammed into them its uncomfortable and painfull
i have three types of headcanon
- actually supported by evidence in the text or subtext
- nothing to confirm or deny it either way so it’s up in the air
- yeah that’s definitely not what canon was going for at all but i do what i want, so
“Why should I trust you?”
Gryffindor:
Hufflepuff:
Ravenclaw:
Slytherin:
