I really love how Doctor Who is all like “you – ordinary you – could be swept away on an adventure and become the most important person in the universe” and Torchwood is like “you – ordinary you – could secretly be an alien robot and end up killing everyone you love.”
Me: Oh, look, Second Doctor episodes on Netflix! I’ll give him a try.
*puts on ‘The Mind Robber’*
*Twelve seconds later ships Two/Jamie*
Me: … yuuuuuup.
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS
THIS GUY
AND THIS FELLA
ARE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PEOPLE?!!?
The second one is how John really is inside; disheveled, hurt, angry, and close to exploding. Then he fixes his hair, straightens his coat, puts on the mask of a normal well-adjusted man, and walks out into the world pretending to be like everyone else.
Stiff upper lip
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
Writing is weird.
One minute you are telling a story.
The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.
or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato
Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.
what the hell are you guys writing?
Porn.
Planning a story
Actually writing a story
do you ever watch a really bad movie just because one actor played in it and youre like “i hope youre fucking happy now, im doing this for you”
Shark Attack 3, for this:

















