“Hello, I’ve never seen you before.”
“This form is new for me. What’re you called?”
“I’m Sexy. Do you have a name?”
“He…he calls me Baby.”
Sorry but there are no words for how much I want this ok thank
HUMAN!IMPALA HUMAN!TARDIS YES PLEASE
David Foster Wallace
I Write Like. Analyze your writing!
Really? I’ve never read a thing by him. And I tried this with two chapters from my novel and got the same result. Now I’m wondering why. And also thinking maybe I should read one of his books. I guess this is a good thing?
Me Whenever I Join a New Fandom or Ship:
That’s it. That’s tumblr.
this is surprisingly accurate
*Sits back while that gifset explodes.* Welcome to Superwood,
minionsfriends >___>Come to the dark side, children. And by children I mean consenting adults. We have excellent porn, and all sorts of interesting uses for magic, aliens, gourmet coffee and metaphysical appendages.
…sometimes all at once.
#SUPERWOOD #WE DON’T HAVE COOKIES #WE HAVE JUBILEE PIZZA AND BOOZE #AND DID I MENTION THE SEX?
I love my tumblr friends. And Superwood.



















