vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?
other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it
and they were tombmates…
oh my god they were tombmates…
vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?
other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it
and they were tombmates…
oh my god they were tombmates…
So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5’2" girl.
Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.
I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.
Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.
Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet
Hot take: Crowley has black wings bc they are crow’s wings, and symbolize curiosity, innovation, adaptability, and a compulsive need for shiny things in his weird pseudo-human nest. Aziraphale has white wings because they are swan’s and These Wings Are Made For Hitting And That’s Just What They’ll Do
What about black swans though
The Thirteenth Doctor somehow really gives off the vibe that she’d be ready to challenge and throw down with god at any given moment and honestly I’m living for it, we haven’t had that Attitude since, like. Colin Baker at least.
there’s something about her that just screams ‘u wanna fuckin go m8’ but at the universe itself via @ouidamforeman
The Thirteenth Doctor somehow really gives off the vibe that she’d be ready to challenge and throw down with god at any given moment and honestly I’m living for it, we haven’t had that Attitude since, like. Colin Baker at least.
there’s something about her that just screams ‘u wanna fuckin go m8’ but at the universe itself via @ouidamforeman
The Thirteenth Doctor somehow really gives off the vibe that she’d be ready to challenge and throw down with god at any given moment and honestly I’m living for it, we haven’t had that Attitude since, like. Colin Baker at least.
there’s something about her that just screams ‘u wanna fuckin go m8’ but at the universe itself via @ouidamforeman
The Thirteenth Doctor somehow really gives off the vibe that she’d be ready to challenge and throw down with god at any given moment and honestly I’m living for it, we haven’t had that Attitude since, like. Colin Baker at least.
there’s something about her that just screams ‘u wanna fuckin go m8’ but at the universe itself via @ouidamforeman