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frozencranberries:

Emoji review: Moon Emoji

Apple: this is a mischievous moon. She wants to cause some trouble. Delightful impish smile. A good start. 9/10

I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all. This looks like one of those Lenny faces copy pasted onto some Swiss cheese. Bad moon but not horrible 5/10

Microsoft’s simplistic style isn’t working here. This is no moon. This is a strangely patterned electric socket. 2/10 could be worse

Oh dear. This isn’t the moon at all! This is a horrible child! 2/10 could still be so much worse

I don’t hate it! 7/10

This is so horrible. I feel so angry when I see it. This moon feels nothing, only anger. 2/10

Kind. Wholesome. Three-dimensional. Refreshing! She’s so good. I want her in the sky. 10/10

What the FUCK is this

0/10

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -10000000000/10

This is so good! A calm and peaceful girl. So refreshing. 12/10

Oh I am STIFLING my laughter on the train please help

Old Timey terms for the Devil

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khittyhawk:

according to Oxford English Dictionary, with rough dates of use according to the provided quotes

including:

Ruffin (Old English-1600)

Plotcock (1600-1900)

the auld goodman (1600-1850)

the old gentleman in black (1600-1700)

Black Spy (1700-1900)

the worricow (1700-1800)

Clootie (~1800)

Old Nick (1600-current)

Old Roger (1700-1900)

Old Scratch (1700-1900)

Old Harry (~1800)

Old Poker (~1800)

Auld Hornie (1800-1850)

Old Ned (1850-current)

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