Misogyny protects Trump and punishes Hillary. Trump using a non-secure iPhone proves it. Republicans do not care about the actual issue of security and responsibility.
Tyrannosaurus was not the most dangerous animal in the park. Having imprinted on its handler since infancy, the creature maintained a docile temperament all the way to adulthood, and indeed seemed to prefer feeding from its designated trough to pursuing prey. Its interactions with staff and guests showed at most a mild curiosity, and the only real terror the beast inspired was when it snuck up on trainers to sniff their hats.
The raptors were not the most dangerous animals in the park. Hollywood had greatly exaggerated their size, first of all, and while they had a mischievous streak (one individual in particular was fond of stealin zookeepers’ wallets), they were far from the hyper-intelligent murder lizards everyone expected. Their intelligence was less of the predatory sort and more the comical intelligence of a corvid, devoted mostly to play and caring for their fellow flock members.
The mosasaur was not the most dangerous animal in the park. Though it held no loyalty to the zookeepers, it had taken to training well enough, and would dutifully move to a specific section of the tank when signaled, giving the keepers space to carry out any business they needed to accomplish in its tank without fear of harm.
No, by far the most dangerous animal in the park was the Struthiomimus. Everyone expected it to be easy – what were these animals in pop culture beyond being fodder for the carnivores? Surely the bird-mimics couldn’t be much of a hassle. Sadly, they weren’t just any bird mimics.
No, in temperament, the Struthiomimus mimicked a swan.
Highly territorial and vicious to the bone, more keepers had suffering brutal beatings by the struthis than had been hurt by the rest of the park’s fauna combined. And when they learned to chew through the fences…
Well, let’s just say the Tyrannosaurus never experienced a more terrifying day in her life.
Any analysis of Democratic losses in red states that doesn’t begin and end with Shelby v. Holder isn’t worth listening to.
seriously, this is fucked up. I live in a town in Ohio that’s only slightly bigger (~30,000) and we have like 16 in the city limits alone, and another 10-15 in the surrounding area.
It is a classic voter suppression tactic, and it is sickening that it is allowed to happen without major repercussions for whomever engages in it.
Did you know we’re running a collection on AO3? We are! And it’s already filled with SO MANY amazing stories! We’ve got Star Wars, Marvel, Sherlock, Supergirl, How To Train Your Dragon, Call Me By Your Name with so many more to come!!
A Fantastic Beasts fic with the amazing tags “non-consensual body modification” and “shrinking”. Anything with that combo, you know it’s amazing. AND IT IS!
If you’re Team Iron Man, this is for you. A re-imagining of the end of Civil War. Poor Bucky.
Some people call this wisdom by @iwantthatbelstaffanditsoccupant
A 221B challenge fic (Chapter 14 of the whole fic was written especially for us!), where each fic is 221 words and ends in a word starting with B. Short and sweet!
There are still spots open if you want to join the collection!! We’d love to have you!
