srebrnafh:

handbasketofdreams:

I was trying to think of the word “chaperone” but my brain said “sappherone” so I present you:

Sappherone: Person who goes out with two useless lesbians who don’t realise they’re on a date and makes them see they have feelings for each other

I thought about using this in a fic and then wondered for a moment what would be the gay equivalent. But then I understood it’s most probably a Stamford. Also can be used as a verb… 😉