To all the new fans who didn’t read the book or listened to the audio drama: Crowley is NOT cool, I repeat, the demon Crowley is absolutely not cool. And Aziraphale is an asshole.
Crowley is chronically uncool… but does dress like he’s cool. He’s got the outer carapace of a cool person around the soft inner core of a duck-sinking penny-gluing plant-lover.
Aziraphale is an asshole – but disguises it with layers of tweed, fluff, and book-adoration.
They’re extremely cunning.
