It occurs to me that in the blog John insists he didn’t sleep in the same bed with Sherlock but on the floor instead, in this one case where they had to spend the night in a room with one bed. I mean who the hell sleeps on the floor because their best friend took the bed? You’d just get in the bed as well unless there is weird sexual tension. It’s so funny that he even feels the need to point it out in the blog. That nothing could have happened. Protest much, John?

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John is desperate for Sherlock this settles it thank you 

A grown straight man who’s confident about his sexuality wouldn’t have had a problem with sharing a bed with his best friend, just saying. 
And now we’re left to wonder, why did John go through all that trouble and sleep on the floor?

That’s..That’s not boner Sherlock.  It’s a perfectly normal bodily response for a man having just woken up. Do always smell this good in the morning?  Does your hair always look like that right when you wake up?  Would you mind if I just…  accidentally rubbed up against your thigh?  Oh, did you just..  moan??  Fuck, but that’s… Fuck.  Let me rub against you again, just to be sure.  Yeah, yeah, that’s a moan. Holy christ.  Make that noise again.  You sound hoarse and wretched from sleep, shit.  If I just grab you by the hips…  Slip a finger against your skin, I’ve been wanting to, for ages, and don’t you know that?  

It’s a habit, it seems. When they end up in the police cell Sherlock sleeps on the bunk while John ends up on the floor. What a gentleman.

it would have saved so much angst if they’d just fucked in THoB, like god intended.