Ianto: Oh, I’m straight.
Ianto: *sees Jack*
Ianto: My heterosexuality appears to have flown away with that pterodactyl.
#Ianto: *keeps the pterodactyl and his heterosexuality as pets forever#locked away in a secret high-tech sewer where no one will ever see them#but they are always there to comfort and reassure him#and he can use them to win disputes with loved ones (via bonusvampirus)