omg i’m cackling

ray-winters-sings:

waywardfangir1:

pyxell:

I walk into Rite Aid, stroll up to the counter slurping my frappuccino in a pair of my boyfriend’s baggy shorts and a ripped t-shirt. ask for my prenatal vitamins, but they inform me it’ll be a 15 minute wait.

alright, I tell them I’ll be back in a bit. but I quickly realize the AC is way nicer than the seats in the car, so I creep back on and take a intrusive seat nearby.

they must not have noticed me bc the next thing I hear is:

“surprised the vitamins are for her. she looks like THAT kind of girl”
“those pants are all I need to know she’s probably kissing girls behind whoever knocked her up”

and then they started doing that giggle that middle-aged white women do when they think they’re being scandalous.
but I couldn’t help it, I started cackling really loudly, like, a full-bellied HAHAHAHA laugh

and that’s how one pansexual accidentally embarrassed four homophobic pharmacists into horrified silence

Standing ovation.

Bless