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Hey Bond! (3350 words) by phipiohsum475, HumsHappily
Chapters: 1/3
Fandom: Supernatural, Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Dean Winchester/Eggsy Unwin
Characters: Dean Winchester, Gary “Eggsy” Unwin, Sam Winchester, Merlin (Kingsman), Bobby Singer
Additional Tags: Case Fic, Flirting, Monster of the Week, Crossover, BAMF Dean, BAMF Eggsy, Blood, Violence, John Winchester’s A+ Parenting, Internalized Homophobia, Supernatural – Freeform, kingsman – Freeform, Bisexual Dean, Bisexual Eggsy, Supernatural Season 5 AU, Harry Hart is Dead, Asexual Castiel
Series: Part 1 of American English
Summary:

“We’re dead, buddy. And it’s gonna stay that way. Get in the house, Bond.” Dean hadn’t put down his gun, but he was concerned. How the fuck did this guy know their names? They didn’t have prints on file; how could he have possibly known who they were?

“No, don’t think I will,” Eggsy said, smoothly pulling a gun from his waistband and training it on Sam. The other was pointed at Dean with a grin. “Now, either we work together, or we don’t work at all. An’ I’d ‘preciate it if you stopped pointing that thing at me.”

A Supernatural/Kingsman Crossover. You don’t need to be familiar with both to enjoy (though we highly recommend both!).