captain-snark:

siriusblackfoot:

witchbitch1333:

fangirlsaywhaat:

siriusblackfoot:

captofthesswolfstar:

napsaremybitch:

napsaremybitch:

askmischiefmanaged:

AU where everything is the same except Remus Lupin is played by John Mulaney

Third Years: Snape is making us do an essay on werewolves

Remus:

Thinking back on his Marauder days:

When he’s all moody before the full moon

when james and sirius come up with an idiotic prank but remus is too done to stop them

Teaching the kids about Defence Against Dark Arts

When Snape asks if he knows anything about the Marauders Map:

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER I’M HOWLING NO PUN INTENDED 

Draco being a little Bitch

lord-kitschener:

choochoobear:

keyhollow:

armchair-factotum:

darkvioletcloud:

amandabel1man:

regularlesbian:

toastpotent:

pukicho:

mymindsecho:

lizq-vs-the-kitkatuprising:

im-a-tnuc:

I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

For reference:

That’s JUST Texas.

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers”

Should we tell them?

I drove 6 hours just to pick someone up and bring them home because it’s nbd

Sorry, I’m still stuck on “Leave Europe alone, you colonizers.”

Colonizers telling colonizers to leave colonizers alone

straightupsapphic:

straightupsapphic:

A handful of the phone wallpapers/backgrounds I’ve been making today instead of nanowrimo lmaoooo

If you like them, please feel free to use them! Just make sure you credit me for the edits (but not the images used in the edits lol)

If you want a personalized one, feel free to message me! I don’t charge, but if you wanna hmu with some bus fare on PayPal I will NOT say no bc I’m poor af lmao

A couple more + a wallpaper I made for myself bc lookin at my phone and remembering to breathe kept me alive a few years ago and I’m sure someone else out there could benefit from a reminder that even though things aren’t always perfect, there’s no need to let it consume you because it’s actually still okay

(my mom and I repeat to each other constantly when we’re stressed, it’s pretty helpful to hear these words from someone who gets what it means to you when you need it)

Anotherwellkeptsecret’s Johnlock Comic Master List

anotherwellkeptsecret:

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OH, WHAT A NIGHT SERIES

CHANGE OF PACE

MINICOMICS

  • Read Antidote, a H/W minicomic (Rated T)
  • Read Goodnight Kiss, a parentlock minicomic (Rated G)
  • Read Siren Song, a merlock minicomic (Rated G)
  • NSFW PWP Smut-stravaganza minicomic John Concerto in D Major, coming soon! (Rated E+)

ORIGINAL WORKS