daroos:

revscarecrow:

vampireapologist:

merak-zoran:

laina-inverse:

merak-zoran:

systlin:

vampireapologist:

alextheraven:

systlin:

vampireapologist:

systlin:

vampireapologist:

thebibliosphere:

vampireapologist:

it’s rly sweet ppl think I live anywhere near a target like,

i can walk into some of the shops in my town barefoot carrying my dog and nobody will tell me to leave.

target isn’t brave enough to build here.

The last bastion of hope.

yeah also it’s not illegal to ride a horse to a bar and get wrecked in lieu of a designated driver so like. we have a lot going on here.

Let’s be real though, the horse will always head back to its barn, so really this is a great idea. Get smashed, tie yourself to the horse, let the horse do whatever, and you’ll end up at home. 

…..not that I’ve ever done that on a trail ride before. 

Okay, so a trail horse is reliable here, because a horse that’s afraid of city noises will head for home and avoid anything “dangerous” because it’s afraid.

However, in my experience city-trained horses are much more obedient and are unafraid of roads and trust their rider a lot more fully.

So if your drunk ass says “yeah let’s steer into oncoming traffic”

the horse is gonna say “seems weird but okay man.”

Okay this is 100% a legitimate point. 

The only horse you should trust as DD is a horse with a healthy fear of speeding traffic. 

I would hope that that’s all horses

It is possible and common to train the good sense right out of a city horse.

Very very true. 

A city horse would walk facefirst into an oncoming train if you asked it to. 

This is why I prefer country horses with a degree of realization of its own mortality left to it. 

What the hell kinda city has a horse

…I just love the fact that there is a distinction between country horse and city horse.

What is a city horse, what IS it

left ma and pop’s farm to make it big out there…..that horse’s gonna be a star

I know a guy who got a DUI on a donkey

OK but I know of a guy who got OUT of a DUI by arguing the horse was the designated driver, and demonstrating that the horse was indeed qualified enough to get them both home. I also know someone who got a speeding ticket on a bicycle.

stcrtrek:

I feel like coming into Doctor Who, it was a given that Peter Capaldi is known as an amazing actor who was going to deliver amazing performances as the Doctor, and he didn’t disappoint.

I feel like, at least for me, Matt‘s acting ability was unknown coming to the show, so it was a very nice surprise for me that he turned out to be a great actor from the beginning but ended up maturing and developing in the role as seasons went on to become a truly exceptional actor. (And not just as the Doctor, he got an Emmy nomination for the Crown, which he deserved to win, in my opinion).

I’d seen Jodie in Broadchurch and knew she was a good actress, but of course the role of the Doctor is a unique one, so you never know. Almost immediately in the first episode, she proved that her acting as the Doctor was already amazing and it’s only the beginning.

That’s not to leave out David. David’s acting ability, passion, and energy he put into the Doctor literally made the Tenth Doctor’s character. I believe David is why so many people love Ten. On his own and on paper, Ten had some flaws, and without David bringing a certain charisma and charm and lovable elements to the character, he may not have been so-well loved if handled by another actor.

In my opinion, Christopher Eccleston is like Peter, in that way that he’s one of those already masterful actors who was obviously going to deliver exceptional performances as the Doctor, and he did.

taybigail:

wereabetterman:

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FLIP TEXAS BLUE TO DESTROY REPUBLICANS

quickenedheartbeat:

space-pagan:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Me: *is mild-to-moderately inconvenienced*

Me: leaving the womb was a mistake

In the words of Douglas Adams:

“Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake coming down from the trees in the first place, and some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no-one should ever have left the oceans.”

alternatively, also in the words of Douglas Adams:

“In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”