cincosechzehn:

jedi-giraffe:

gothtigger92:

liho907lilo:

Everyone going shopping on Black Friday, be aware of three things:

The retail workers are working 12 hours shifts. We are threatened with losing our jobs if we don’t show up unless we’re dying in the hospital. I had an assistant manager show up with fucking strep because he would’ve been fired otherwise. Yes, he did infect 7 and hospitalize 2 coworkers; who knows how many members of the public he infected.

The stores have, maybe, 5 of that special cheap thing you’re after. Corporate does this on purpose, and stores are not allowed to order enough. The prices aren’t even that much lower. They lie about how expensive something is to fool you into thinking you’re getting a discount. You aren’t.

Most of the workers you will come across will be new hires for the sole purpose of being bodies for about three months before they’re fired. They actually don’t know anything because they’ve been working there for maybe two weeks, and have had no real training. I was once hired at Staples a week before Black Friday and expected to know how to deal with phones, coupons, the online ordering site, and AS400 after five 6-hour shifts. This is the kind of person you will likely be dealing with at Black Friday.

Do me and my retail family a favor and don’t shop Black Friday. Any company that needs a sale day like Black Friday to get their sales out of the red doesn’t deserve to be in business. 

This also goes for anyone that works shipment too. We’re suddenly expected to stay as late as they want you to even if they know you don’t have a car and rely on a ride to get you to and from work and know you can’t stay late. Shipment workers will suddenly start getting berated for not getting things done and it is by far the most stressful time to be a shipment worker for any store. Especially when they throw in new hires that don’t know how to process things and are expected to work at the same pace as the people that have worked there for a while.

Retail is shit around the holidays, especially Black Friday

ok fellow millenials, it’s time to kill black friday

LET’S KILL BLACK FRIDAY

I once got a new full time job but had decided to keep my retail job through the holidays to make more money.

I worked 11:30pm- 6am, slept for an hour and a half, then went to work my new full time job from 8-5 because I was in training and missing would have meant being fired. I could have quit the retail job, but since I hadn’t yet, both jobs required my presence.

risarodil:

A quick post to let you know that Black Friday is upon us! All of my stuff on TeePublic are 30% off, which means shirts are down to $14!! I’ll make a proper masterpost of all the Black Friday sales happening across my online shops tomorrow!! Shop link 👇👇

teepublic.com/user/risarodil

2brwngrls:

kyssthis16:

archatlas:

The Colbert Report 11.19.14

You see how she explained how race is a social construct (it is) while ALSO SAYING THAT RACISM EXISTS AND IS FUCKED UP? You see how she did that? Don’t mistake this for colorblindness because it clearly isn’t.

Toni Morrison breaks it down. 

Wisconsin can pry lake Michigan and the UP from my cold dead hands

bunjywunjy:

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

bunjywunjy:

we will

Why does Wisconsin, the largest of the great lakes states, not simply devour the others?

Why Wisconson doesn’t Eat the rest of the Great Lakes Area, accoding to the notes:

-Already too full from the Cheese and Beer

-Michigan is shaped like that hands they are gonna catch

-Minnesota is Bigger.  

runner-ups from the notes:

-Wisconsin Can And Should Devour Michigan because Michigan Is Terrible

-Minnesota would devour the other states itself but is too polite

-the great lakes states should not fight, but rather should bond over At Least We Are Not Illinois

Hello Mr Gaiman, for the occasion of Trans Awareness Week, i am very curious to ask: which of the many characters you have created are either explicitly and canonically transgender, or were created or thought of from you as transgender without it being explicitly shown/said? This, of course, is not meant to take away from people’s freedom to interpret or headcanon characters as such

neil-gaiman:

Let’s see: Wanda and Hal in Sandman are both trans, Desire is Trans (and in the Big Universe there are versions of the Endless that include all genders — we got to see a female Dream in Sandman Overture). There are trans characters in Miracleman, but that’s a plot point that’s been waiting 25 years to be told, and you’ve met a trans character in Neverwhere, and although that’s not apparent in Neverwhere itself it will be if I ever finish the Seven Sisters. Kalanu in American Gods is trans, everyone pretty much in the short story “Changes”…

And I just got the call saying it’s time to go back to the house and start cooking for Thanksgiving, and I don’t know how to save these as drafts, so I will post it now, and expand further on it later.