teaboot:

curse-you:

lesbianfaramirs:

Very bold of us all to assume Gandalf has a gender and adheres to the modern gender binary

pippin at 3am: pretty fucked up that we assume gandalf is a man. they’re a maia. merry? wake up merry. listen. they’re sexless.

gandalf at 3am: I identify as Tired, peregrin took

adayunwired:

forestwildflower:

naturallycurlycoco:

localstarboy:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’m mad he really tried to hop across and go get it

Mag flies out

Pants fall down

Lmao

That there was the longest, hardest string of critical 1 rolls I’ve ever seen occur in real lifes

Johnlock Spooky & Sweet – Halloween 2018

alexxphoenix42:

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Dust and Ashes by Atiki, 10 k,
mature. In the dark, the bones whisper. And sometimes John whispers back.

The Dolls’ House by okapi, 12 k,
gen. Victorian Holmes & Watson. A dolls’ house appears at 221b. Holmes
& Watson will never be the same. A tale of supernatural suspense for
Hallowe’en.

Where The Ghosts Have
Voices
by
HappyJuicyfruit, 37 k, mature. John has lived his whole life as an outcast. It
is only when he meets Sherlock, that be realizes being a freak might not be
such a bad thing, and that the curse he has lived with his whole life may be a
gift after all.

Keep on Changing
by philalethia, 9 k, teen.  “Why would Mary be haunting you?” John didn’t
even have to think about it. “Because she’s angry.”

No Such Thing as Ghosts by thatawkwardfriend,
12 k, teen. Sherlock and John spend three nights in a mansion their client
claims is haunted. But they’re in no real danger, Sherlock reassures him …
despite the odd things that keep happening.

By His Shadow by You_Light_The_Sky, 2 k,
not rated. When Sherlock was twenty-two, he let himself by possessed by a
demon. The demon never left.

De profundis by darcylindbergh, 32
k, mature. Sherlock Holmes sees dead people. Which, although not necessarily
ideal, has mostly turned out to be fine. Or, it was, until one day he looks up,
and sees John Watson.

Like Gold by redscudery, 3 k, teen.
Retirement. Character Death. Sherlock first realizes that something isn’t right
when Mycroft makes a disparaging comment about the Halloween decorations.  Mycroft has been dead for twelve years.  

The Haunting by peeve, 21 k, mature. In
an alternate, war-torn London in 1895, there are things stalking the streets
after dark – a serial killer called Stitch-Face, dark, faceless organisations,
monsters known as Witch-kin, and at the centre of it all, Sherlock Holmes.

Creeps by QuinnCliff, 13 k,
explicit. John can’t sleep well at night. And he’s about to find out why.

Epiphany by mydwynter, 17 k,
explicit. Mystrade. When Lestrade’s daughter booked an inn for Greg and Mycroft
to stay in on their trip to visit her, she might not have looked up all the
amenities available at the place. A Christmas ghost story.

Grave Wax by CatieBrie, 6 k, teen.
John, John, John. John is here. John is safe. John is going to take away all
the pain. Then the world goes black and Sherlock dies. Or, Sherlock solves his
own murder.

Black Cat by CatieBrie, 7 k,
explicit. Sherlock holds up a doll made of rudimentary cloth stuffed with god
knows what. It’s a poppet What it does, John does.

Halloween by cheshirecat101, 19 k,
mature. When Sherlock is six years old, he kills his brother and gets locked
away indefinitely. Fifteen years later, he breaks out and returns to his
hometown on the anniversary of the murder, Halloween night. Crossover with the
1978 version of Halloween.

Halloween Wishes and
Pumpkin Spice Kisses
by RosieFreebatch, 3 k, teen. Omegaverse. The St. Bart’s Halloween
carnival is the perfect setting for Sherlock Holmes to finally land the omega
of his dreams, handsome John Watson, who just so happens to be working the
kissing booth.

Black Doctor by Applepie, 3 k, gen.
TGG. Ghost Sherlock watched as the paramedics pronounced him dead. John
however, confident as ever, clung tightly onto his limp, pale body, and
insistently denied it. Necromancer!John

Master of Disguise by earlgreytea68, 3 k,
mature. In which Lestrade throws a Halloween party.

Let’s Say I Let You In
by kedgeree, 9 k,
explicit. It’s Halloween and Sherlock’s vampire costume is turning John on, but
Sherlock doesn’t quite get the idea of a sexy vampire. At least…not at
first.

A Little Competition
by entanglednow, 18
k, mature. “Still, John, a ghost story at Halloween, during a power cut,
in a thunderstorm. The terribly predictable cliche of it all.” Sherlock
slides down in the chair until his chin touches his chest.

OctoberLock by Watermelonsmellinfellon,
30 k, explicit. Hallowe’en made me want to write a bunch of AU Johnlock fics.
One for every day of the month. So… here it is! A bunch of fluff and sex.

Just A Slip by Belladonna_Q, 2 k,
mature. Prompt: I always see Sherlock as the vampire and John as the werewolf.
Can we see something with John as the vampire and Sherlock as the werewolf?

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

dorkpool1701-blog:

Ok, since John Mulaney’s playing Spider-Ham in Into the Spider-Verse, there needs to be a scene where Spider-Ham, in his own dimension, is fighting a horse supervillain. This fight, it should be noted, is in a hospital.

That is all.

the rest of tumblr is cancelled, this is the only thing we’re reblogging now

postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

awed-frog:

somethingdnd:

brunhiddensmusings:

pochowek:

pondwitch:

tyloriousrex:

chrissongzzz:

So how do they make that?

This just raises more questions for me 🤦🏾‍♂️

what the FUCK

this is whats called a ‘coffer dam’, you basically build some walls, drop them in the water, tie them together, and then pump out the water from your new hole in the water so you can build while staying dry

its oddly not that hard- the flippin ROMANS were able to do it with logs and mud

occasionally particularly devious people would use this to hide treasure or tombs underneath the river so its not only impossible to find but impossible to get to without an engineer division

that last part gives me ideas for campaigns

“Not that hard – the ROMANS were able to do it” – people seriously underestimate how advanced some ancient cultures were and the organized effort it takes to come up with something like this and actually implement it. The Romans had heated floors, glass windows and ceilings that could be rotated to reflect what you were eating (forests for game, sea landscapes for fish). Hell, the Greeks built cameras and moving robots. The Minoans, who lived four thousands years ago and were wiped out by a tsunami three times as powerful as the one which devasted Japan in 2011, had running water and modern toilets. And let’s not get into how China basically invented everything centuries before anyone else. 

Bottom line: just because someone was already doing it thousands of years ago, doesn’t mean it’s not very difficult and an extraordinary feat of engineering.

someone: you build how many bridges on a single military campaign…?

Caesar: what, like it’s hard?