No matter how long it lasts, I am sure it hurts like nothing else in the universe. Also gotta love the fact that the Time Lord’s process of regeneration is both destruction and creation at the same time.
Keep in mind that Publix and Wendy’s refuse to join the fair food program
Reblogging again for the links
Yeah. I was about to say. He’s that fast because he’s being paid by the pound, not by the hour. So he has to or else he won’t be able to make enough money to put food on the table.
this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it
There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.
It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.
Emmy Award Winning™️
I FOUND IT AGAIN.
Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.
So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for me, but we didn’t learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got him)
I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my ego, and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting him away and telling him to go away. So I feel like I need to make this heads up
If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help
Don’t get scared, don’t get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency situation, I could have vomited and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had so many things happen to me. We’re going to update his training so if the first person doesn’t cooperate, he moves on, but seriously guys. If what’s-his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him
If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help
Signal boost this PSA.
If it worked for Rin-Tin-Tin, Lassie, Champion the Wonder Horse, My Friend Flicka, Flipper the dolphin and Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, it should work double for a trained dog in its official service vest, harness or cape.
You don’t even have to work out what the dog is “saying”; it knows well enough what needs done, which is for you to follow it.
So follow it, and provide assistance.
This seems important enough to reblof without reading the full post. After I revolt I will finish reading the post.
Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers
It’s the Oedipus Complex
Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex
