What’s wrong with you? What you screamin’ for? Every 5 minutes there’s somethin’, a bomb or somethin’. I’m leavin’. bzzzz.
SUPER GREEN
DnD Handbook: Half-Orcs…. evil.
Every Half-Orc PC: He has huge muscles so he can hug his friends real tight….
DnD Handbook: Tieflings…. MORE evil.
Every Tiefling PC: Gay party animal in a crop top and heels
DnD Handbook: Drow…extrEMLY evil
Every Drow PC: Drama-thirsty fashion-forward goth
DnD/Pathfinder Handbook: Goblins….. Unrepentantly evil……
Every Goblin PC: chaotic good hongry child
DnD Handbook: Gnolls… SaVaGeLy evil
Every Gnoll PC: woof woof wag wag
DnD Handbook: Dwarves….. proud and cocky
Every Dwarf I’ve met: HOI FRIEND HOW AR YA
Dnd Handbook: Goliaths….Unfriendly and slow to trust
Goliaths: HI I LOVE YOU
DnD Handbook: Elves…elegant, ethereal, better than u
Every elf PC: walking bisexual disaster
Seen this screenshotted but never the actual video. Screen shots do not do it justice.
(Source: https://kvothbloodless.tumblr.com/)
god this is a big ask but I really wish there were like….. a site where you could plug in your state/district/whatever and tick some boxes on issues you prioritize and then the site would give you a rundown of the potential candidates in your area and where they stand on those issues in like….. clean simple bullet points. gimme the cliffnotes, I literally do not have the time or energy to comb through god knows how many articles and shit to figure out who to support, just tell me what their stance is on X, Y, and Z, and that’s gonna have to be enough.
There’s BallotReady!
It goes through who’s on your ballot and explains things like that based on your address.
this is really great. it gives you bullet points on what each candidate has said and done on each issue.
very illuminating, frankly, seeing the candidate’s own words and actions. for instance, under ‘defense/veterans’ the republican candidates almost always say something about a well-funded military, and the democrats almost always say something about getting veterans the medical care they need. makes it pretty obvious that republicans don’t care about soldiers once they’re done with them.
go vote kids, no excuses
