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imperatorrrrr:

youcantcancelquidditch:

youcantcancelquidditch:

the lock jammed on the front door of my shitty prewar apartment building so i just spent twenty minutes forcing it open while my very drunk neighbor sat on the steps nodding at my efforts and going “this is fun. being locked out together. we should hang out more”

he’s like 6’2” and jacked at one point he was like “try a kick. try… kicking it” so i donkey kicked it as hard as i could and it did absolutely nothing but he was still like “wow. more torque…. than i expected. you’ve got a surprising, uh. torque to size ratio” and i think i’m putting it on my resume

 #BUCKY AND STEVE    #MERRILY DRUNK STEVE ROGERS: ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED TO BE LOCKED OUT WITH THE HOT NEIGHBOR TWUNK    #STEVE: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU COULD DO. YOU COULD KICK ME IN THE FACE. WITH YOUR MOUTH. I WOULD. I WOULD ENJOY IT    #BUCKY: YOU SMELL LIKE CAMPARI AND QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICES    #STEVE: I CAN BE YOUR QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICE    #BUCKY: I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS ALRIGHT    #BUCKY: HERE’S MY NUMBER SO I CAN ASK THEM WHEN YOU’RE SOBER (via @rohkeutta)

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srebrnafh:

handbasketofdreams:

I was trying to think of the word “chaperone” but my brain said “sappherone” so I present you:

Sappherone: Person who goes out with two useless lesbians who don’t realise they’re on a date and makes them see they have feelings for each other

I thought about using this in a fic and then wondered for a moment what would be the gay equivalent. But then I understood it’s most probably a Stamford. Also can be used as a verb… 😉

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jazzforthecaptain:

homura-bakura:

from your friendly neighborhood librarian:

all books are good books.  you are not a “lesser reader” if you only read manga or comic books or a “better reader” for reading academic heavy texts.

reading is reading no matter what it is, be it a graphic novel, a romance, a classic, an audiobook, a picture book, a cookbook, fanfiction, fucking whatever, read what makes you happy

reading is supposed to be fun and don’t let elitism sap any joy out of it

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The graveyard scene

i-believe-n-sherlock-holmes:

merindab:

I’m still not over the fact that, even in his mind palace, when Mary takes John away:

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Sherlock knows that Lestrade and Mycroft will stay:

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And Lestrade will get into it with him, get his hands dirty, work just as hard as he is:

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And Mycroft will shine a light on everything:

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Because at the end of the day, while he wants John Watson, needs him. These two have always had his back and always will:

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The men that know his demons – that have seen the worst of him and not turned away – that were there before he became The Consulting Detective Sherlock Holmes© are the ones that can help him dig up the buried skeletons and face his ghosts.