A toast to the fan fiction writers who keep writing even if the final product isn’t what the public wants. here’s to you people for never letting people discourage you
like i know there are a lot of fics out there where other vulcans are all “oh man, jim kirk’s so freakin HOT how’d spock get in his pants” but IF ANYTHING it’s actually the reverse. spock shows up on vulcan one day with Jim on his arm and all the other vulcans are OUTRAGED. They’ve spent years mooning (logically) over spock’s flaxen bowl cut. his dark eyes. his slightly lax emotional control that gives him just a hint of the “bad boy” vibe that we all know vulcans secretly go wild for. Sarek receives like a thousand bonding proposals a year from VSA graduates who all have google alerts set to notify them when spock gets a new xeniobiology article published. and then they find out. that the object of their (totally logical) affections. had the equivalent of a las vegas wedding with the human captain of his starfleet ship while in the middle of a five year mission. vulcans may be too logical to riot but on that day, a good many vulcans had to meditate for an extra hour or two just to contain their rage
Apparently not many know this and it’s pretty important information
Hey! Did you know that teenagers rib cages aren’t fully formed! Which means sometimes you get a stabbing pain in your lower side, that’s because the unformed cartilage moved and hit a nerve. If you ever get that, try not to breathe to heavily as it irritates it more
you lifesaver
if this is true thank you
OH MY GOD THATS WHAT THAT IS
YO
oH SO I’M NOT DYING
At 22 I learned that my horrible stabby chest pains were also my ribs! It turns out that sometimes they just kinda… detach and float around. So if you hold your arms above your head and breathe deeply you can pop them back into place.
But if that doesn’t work for you definitely see a doctor about your stabby chest pains. You know. In case it’s your heart
OH
S H I T I KNEW THAT WEIRD POPPING HAD TO BE MY RIBS
Age 15, health class: “your bodies are about to go through some weird changes. You’re going to grow body hair and get boners. Some of you will bleed out your hooha”
Actually though: “Your ribs aren’t done forming so sometimes they’re gonna move around in there and it’ll hurt out ofnowhere. Also your brains are undeveloped but you’re allowed to sign contracts and drive cars soon so keep an eye on that. Also there’s teeth you don’t need anymore that might pop in, don’t freak out we have surgery for that”
I love your writing. I love your art. I love seeing the fascinating characters you’ve brought into this world, the moving stories you’re telling. I love the courage and the passion and the sheer determination you have to create something and make it yours.
