I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate
#unless your bitch ass second personality helped you write that thesis it is your fucking doctorate
why are moms so afraid of Doom turning their kids into devil-worshippers. like, Doom has a pretty strong anti-demon message to it
One of the devs of the original 1993 game is a mormon with that exact position.
That would be Sandy Petersen.
Nice
“You kill demons to save the World.”
“That’s devil worship.”
“Lady….you cut in half demons with a chainsaw. It’s not worshipping anything but the chainsaws frankly.”
Terry Pratchett’s view on Doom:
“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil… prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon…”
1. After two people dropped out of the class (bringing the total enrolled to 9) He said “looks like now we have the right number for a journey across Middle Earth to destroy the One Ring”
2. He referred to the end of Iliad Book I’s feast with the gods as “the real gods of mount olympus”
3. Referred to the greek gods as being like the subspecies of humans known as “entitled teenagers”
4. Always seems to bring in cookies on the day when you absolutely need a cookie
5. Once I started crying in his office and he started crying too because he doesn’t like when other people are sad
6. Referred to Alexander the Great as the “sexiest conqueror the world had ever seen”
7. Outright said what everyone was thinking after reading the epic of gilgamesh “yeah so Gilgamesh and Enkidu were so fucking gay”
THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD ALL TAKE CLASSICS/ HISTORY CLASSES
Maybe I’ve missed it, but I have yet to see anyone congratulate Rey for beating the odds and making it through the 2nd movie of her trilogy without losing a limb.
