i-love-word-association-games:
So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.
I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).
And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:
“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”
And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them
“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”
I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before
This is the best thing I’ve ever read in my life.
I did a thing.
Baby Moana + her friend (▰˘◡˘▰)
Baby Moana + her friend (▰˘◡˘▰)
buddhaoffice mentioned you on a post “Making posts about my anxiety… Cuz i know there’s other people out…”
@merindab who else is gonna understand? Certainly not my sister who when i brought up about in a confrontational way says..“You certainly talk about it enough.” its like WTF of course i wanta talk about it!!
(Am i crazy? I think not ��)
Oh I feel this. I tried to explain my ADHD to my mom once and WHY i act like I do and I got shut down with an ‘i know how you are”
So my partner is one of those humans that likes to hit the snooze button approximately 658098938 times every morning. I hate the snooze button. Deeply. I’ve never used one. My rule is that unless he is going to physically get out of bed before me his first alarm cannot go off before mine. He used to let his go off starting at like, 6, when he doesn’t actually get out of bed til way closer to 8, and I just. Cannot. So that got banned.
However. He’s started to use an Alexa device as an alarm. And man, I love to hear that bitch troll his ass every morning. I used to get progressively more irritated the more of them went off, and straight up refuse to turn them off myself if I was up already (I still do) but. Alexa. She will just straight up ignore him trying to turn off the snooze for like a solid 5 minutes. I love her.
*alarm*
Him, very sleepy: Alexa….snooze
*alarm*
Him: Alexaaaaaa
*alarm*
Him: Alexa stop
*alarm* *pause*
Alexa: Sorry, I didn’t catch that.
*alarm*
Him: Alexxxxxxaaaaaaa
*his phone alarm also starts going off*
*I just laugh, because I am evil*
This makes me very happy for some inexplicable reason. Probably the trolling… 😁😇
This is what they look like in Moth’s head when they’re planning mischief
This is the reaction I get when I approach them bearing plot notes or a chapter plan.
Utter disinterest from Mycroft. Out-and-out defiance from Greg.
This is what they look like in Moth’s head when they’re planning mischief
This is the reaction I get when I approach them bearing plot notes or a chapter plan.
Utter disinterest from Mycroft. Out-and-out defiance from Greg.