when u have period cramps but u haven’t actually started yet like ur uterus is legit just humming the fucken Jaws theme song
thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing
I haven’t even seen this movie but I know this version is better
First toxic. Now this. Why is Tumblr trying to kill me!!!!
My life is more than complete
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
woah
EVERY BODY NEEDS TO HEAR THIS
Everyone needs Laverne cox to come to their house and spit truth in front of the mirror
you wet idiot
Godspeed you! wet idiot
Teehee wet pussy
(Source: http://maskedfoxy.tumblr.com/)
@lieutenant-selar tagged a post with “musket butch” and now I can’t the image out of my head of a 17th century soldier that is known for her aim and how she makes the ladies of the court swoon as she walks by.
@merindab I think this is a lesbian johnlock AU idea if you’re stuck for ideas one day lol
excellent
I was soaked and freezing cold by the time we reached this alpine lake, but something about the sound and tranquility kept me completely unbothered.
(x)
cool cool cool cool
Villain: We have your son.
Stephen: Peter’s standing right next to me?
Villain: Then who just asked for chocolate milk with a straw and made us cut the crusts off his PB&J?
Stephen: Oh, shit.
Villain: What?
Stephen: You have my husband!
IM SORRY I COULDNT HELP IT
😂😂😂😂
I am under the table laughing….
