So far tonight three mice have violently flung themselves into the glass front wall of the cabin, hard enough to knock themselves out. I…really don’t want to know what’s about in the forest tonight that is making them so desperate to get inside.
Probably a fox. Maybe a demon.
Possibly a moose
I thought the moose was covered under “demon”?
Accurate.
Who’d win in a fight tho? Lucifer Fineprint McTerribleFiddlePlayer or 1500lbs of Chaotic Asshole with roughly 20 knives growing out of his head?
The Mountains are Divine becuase the devil doesn’t dare go up there.
So far tonight three mice have violently flung themselves into the glass front wall of the cabin, hard enough to knock themselves out. I…really don’t want to know what’s about in the forest tonight that is making them so desperate to get inside.
Probably a fox. Maybe a demon.
Possibly a moose
I thought the moose was covered under “demon”?
Accurate.
Who’d win in a fight tho? Lucifer Fineprint McTerribleFiddlePlayer or 1500lbs of Chaotic Asshole with roughly 20 knives growing out of his head?
The Mountains are Divine becuase the devil doesn’t dare go up there.
when i was very small i assumed this song was about some lady who literally kept a human face in a jar by the door and since father mckenzie buried her that meant that he also killed her and basically i thought eleanor rigby was about zombies until i was like 12 years old
This is so much better than anything I could’ve envisioned listening to the song.
when i was very small i assumed this song was about some lady who literally kept a human face in a jar by the door and since father mckenzie buried her that meant that he also killed her and basically i thought eleanor rigby was about zombies until i was like 12 years old
This is so much better than anything I could’ve envisioned listening to the song.
Her name was Dolly Wilde. She was the daughter of Oscar Wilde’s older brother, and was born about 3 months after he died. She worked as an ambulance driver during WW1 and spent most of her free time banging rich ladies. And guys. GUYS.
SHE
LOOKS
JUST LIKE
HER UNCLE
They both have That Face.
I’m so, so happy I know this now.
I would like everyone to know that she went around telling everyone that she was her uncle reincarnated. OK have a good day.
A M A Z I N G
Oh my God, Oscar Wilde and family had Resting Bitch Face.
😀
Resting Wilde Face
That “I’m a gay, Irish socialist in the Victorian era” face.
“Fuck everything about this world”
Side note: it wasn’t just the face. People who knew both Dolly and Oscar Wilde said that they sounded very similar and carried themselves in the same manor.
Both were pretty avid smokers. They both appreciated decadence. They both had very similar lovers.
Also, because history is insane, Dolly Wilde once hit on Zelda Fitzgerald, writer and wife of F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Dolly once said of herself, “I am more like Oscar than Oscar.” And honestly yea, I get why.
Oscar Wilde wasn’t done gaying up the place and came back as Dolly to gay up the ladies as well.
Victorian people: Oscar you must like ladies instead of men
Oscar: *Dies and comes back as Dolly flirting with all the ladies*
