throwoveryourman:

throwoveryourman:

you ever hoist a big laundry basket on your hip and feel like the great tragedy of your life is that you weren’t born a hearty peasant girl in medieval england who’d die at 22 from an abscessed tooth

imo the fact that people apparently relate to this points to some kind of weird cell memory of centuries of female labour that’s activated by extended pressure against the hipbone. im becoming an evolutionary psychologist it was wonderful knowing you all

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

One of the things I like about burn notice is the yogurt

therearecertainshadesoflimelight:

cloama:

I haven’t had much to say about the Ghostbusters reboot other than I love the costuming and I’m going to see it twice. 

I have to say what’s in my black fat girl feelings right now. 

I’m a little surprised that throughout all the discussions about the reboot and the sexism that no-one has spotlighted how the entertainment industry’s beauty standards and the male gaze plays into the Ghostbusters reboot mess? 

They’re not only mad because it’s women. They’re mad about not being able to jerk it to The New Ghostbusters lineup. They’re mad because their expectations of getting at least one hypersexualized, female protagonist wasn’t met– not even one sexy secretary. That’s rough, buddy. 

Let’s be oh so real here: if it were Megan Fox, Zooey Deschanel, Cameron Diaz, and Jennifer Lawrence in the Ghostbusters reboot, we wouldn’t be having as much of a problem. McCarthy, Wiig, Jones and McKinnon in this movie are not funny-hot, like Cameron Diaz dorky dancing in a pair of underoos in Charlie’s Angels.  They’re just funny and serving you soft-butch, wild-butch, nerd-chic and (albeit a little too stereotypical) cut-a-bitch realness and it’s a problem for these assholes.

This Ghostbusters reaction falls into the same category as men who treat women poorly simply because they don’t find them attractive/fuckable/worth their time.

This is so on point.

Get Tiger And Their Roommate Into A Safe Home

Get Tiger And Their Roommate Into A Safe Home

Wtf is sephora

egbertsdentalissues:

hummingbird-hooligan:

therealraewest:

majorbuttasaurus:

cosmo-ren:

uhh-what-the:

officialwhitegirls:

one-eyed-pom:

punlich:

venatus:

elasticlove:

nicejewishguy:

It sounds scary

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

no your thinking of sephiroth,

a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

thats definitely a selfie,
a sephora is a musical composition played by an orchestra

lol that’s a symphony
a sephora is that hat that Nice Guys™ wear

no thats a fedora
sephora was a greek poet well known for being very gay

That’ll be Sappho; you’re thinking of that blue gem from Steven Universe

Nah that’s Sapphire
Saphora’s that chick from the myth who opened the box with all the bad stuff in it

Nah that’s Pandora, Sephora’s the repetition of a word or phrase at the beginning of successive clauses

no that’s anaphora
a sephora is the spanish word for ‘mrs.’