Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve.
This post needs some kind of warning sign.
I did not see that coming.
Some people say the English language is confusing. To which I say… It’s.
Jack marched Rhys across to the water tower. ‘I’m taking you the flashy way’, he said.
‘Your flying lift thing?’, asked Rhys.
‘Yup.’
‘Lovely.’ Rhys eyed the giant silver fountain. ‘And that never fails to impress, does it?’
‘Nope.’
[They descend.]
‘Thing is, the Missus has already shown me it, mate.’
‘Ah’, said Jack.
They started to sink out of view of an unconcerned Bay.
‘Actually’, admitted Rhys’s voice from the void, ‘It’s still bloody impressive. Does it just have the one speed?’
There was the tiniest of pauses. And a click.
‘Wheeeeeee!’
RIsk Assessment (by James Goss)
[Important Life Questions #176: Who said the last line?
Important Life Questions #177: … Why again did I consider it a good idea to look for innuendo in literally everything Jack says?!]
(via thatsallweget)
Last night after Ghostbusters, I stopped to talk to one of the young men about my age. (We had previously established that we both had an interest in film, and he was a relatively well-mannered individual who gave me some recommendations for research websites.) We were both enthusiastic about the film and its quality, but suddenly he stopped and frowned.
“I’m just not sure about Kevin,” he said in confusion. “He’s kind of pointless, isn’t he? Why did they need a character like that? I’ve never seen anything like it before…”
I gaped at him briefly. “Haven’t you ever heard about the Dumb Blonde Trope?”
He wrinkled his nose. “Yeah, but isn’t that typically for…” His eyes got wide, and he looked at me in absolute terror. “Oh.”
“Oh” is right, buddy.
(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtnJUS30olE)
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