Someone around here just passed 500 Followers. Who-? Who was that? Was i- Was it… me? Did I do it? Did I, The Mad Katter, me, the Kat who Mads, the writer, the purveyor of erotica, the peddler of filth, the human trash can, Kat, finally surpass that tantalizing line?
So what am I going to do about this momentous event? I’m going to do it. That’s a right. A GiVeAwAaAy~~~
As this occurred 15 days before this blog’s 2nd birthday (holy shit it’s been 2 years already???), I’ll run the giveaway until end of that day. Are you thinking that’s a really short time to run a giveaway? We’ll you’re right, but I don’t usually get a lot of interest from my followers so I don’t anticipate a huge turnout.
NOW FOR THE REWARDS
One first place winner will receive a 1k fic.
One second place winner will receive a 500 word fic.
One third place winner will receive a word. Maybe a terrible MS Paint drawing of that word if you have your Submit open. Let’s play it by ear.
NOW FOR THE RULES
Ya gotta be following me, this blog, themadkatter13fanfiction, specifically – if ya aren’t at the party, you don’t get any party favours.
Only reblogs count; I won’t disqualify you if you reblog more than twice, but be a team player, yeah?
No giveaway/spam blogs.
Your askbox has to be open. I mean, it can be closed, but you’ll forfeit your prize to someone whose box is open.
Ends 2016 July 13 (Wednesday) @ 00:00 PST.
Winners will be picked by a random number generator and contacted by Ask.
Winners have 24 hours to respond, and your prize can be pretty much whatever you want within my Commission guidelines. Oh, and of course your 1k or 5c limit. Third place, you can choose a letter for the word to start with if you want, or I can surprise you completely – your choice.
Not that this will happen, but on the miraculous off chance that this post actually gets ≥ 100 Notes, I’ll bump the prizes up to 5k, 1k, and… I’m not sure how to translate that last one. A 1c drabble? Never tried it before but it could be fun. Or worthy of death. A party either way.
So I was talking to a boy today and called him “dude” and he goes, “Hey, I’m not your dude. I want to go by bro.” And the very first thing that popped into my head was ‘wow, he has preferred bronouns’.
you know what i really want? a modern dudebro vampire. just a typical obnoxious straight boy in a neon tank top and cargo shorts who also happens to be a creature of the night.
“okay, dude, i’m only feeding on you ‘cause i’m starving and there aren’t any hot girls around. no homo.” “wait, you’re gonna suck my blood?” “no, i’m gonna drink your blood. i don’t suck, that’s gay. don’t make this weird, bro”
“ah, i see you’re staring pensively out the window, chad. ruminating on the curse of your newfound immortality?” “nah man, it’s just… i got, like, some flecks of blood on my adidas while i was feeding and they haven’t come out…”
“we do not drink… wine.” “okay but is beer cool? and can we still smoke weed?”
he joins a 24-hour gym because being undead and allergic to sunlight is no excuse for skipping leg day. tragic music swells as he looks over his “sun’s out guns out” tanks (he has seven of them). his coven is a fraternity. someone make this happen
