you know what’s great about johnlock? here are these two guys who are misfits into middle age but they still find each other
they’re in their late thirties, early forties by the time they figure it out and so many stories have this First Love True Love thing where it’s like oh shit! the love of my life! and on my eighteenth birthday, too! but that’s not johnlock. johnlock is hard fucking work. johnlock is a struggle. johnlock is a having to reevaluate who they are as people. johnlock is having to make sacrifices, and not always loving every single little thing about your partner, and getting mad and angry and frustrated and frankly totally grossed out sometimes
but like…it’s going to be worth it, you know? John will be like forty-five fuckin years old giving butterfly kisses to Sherlock over the breakfast table. Sherlock is gonna be forty-one years old throwing a fit because someone insulted his blog and John laughed because what, it was funny, but then still curling up with him and making sure he knows how brilliant John thinks he is and how much John loves him despite his very boring blog. they will always always always find their way back to each other and the fact that they had to really, really fuck up with themselves and with each other to get there is so so important. it takes them so much time and so much effort but in the end it still pays off. it’s not too late, even now. it’s still going to end with them in each other’s arms. together in 221B.
that’s the beauty of johnlock.
A Horror Story: The Fey start writing Term & Condition Agreements.
About 20 times a day I have to say or type something along the lines of “the auto-renew feature is clearly noted in our Terms of Use, which you agreed to when you created your account.” The glee with which some agents in my office say that is already a little worrying.
Because you did not contact us through proper hedgecraft methods within 3 business days, as per our Service Agreement, you are not eligible for reimbursement of your human infant at this time.
I understand that you intended to pledge your undying fealty for only the 3-month Trial Period, rather than the full 100-year term. We strive to make the Contract and Agreement process as simple and as precise as possible, and I can assure you that we truly appreciate this feedback.
I’ve reviewed your account information, and I can see that you have already used at least one one of your wishes. It appears that you requested the location of the best breakfast burrito within 10 miles, and I can confirm that you then made a $7 purchase at Cactus Pete’s. Once the Services have been used, we are unable to reimburse any part of the Contract, as is clearly noted in your Service Agreement.
While I’m happy to assist you with any other issues you’re having with the Service, regarding your request for soul
acquittance, no further action can be taken.
so a black woman won a Tony
a Jewish black man won one too
a latino man won one too
and he gave a teary speech talking about orlando
and there was just a realistic depiction of a Jewish wedding
lol the tony awards continue to fucking crush the oscars
