cute first date ideas: fight a fucking pterodactyl. fucking FIGHT with ur significant other against a giant fucking flying dinosaur that came through a rift in space and time. fucckging FIGHT A DINOSAUR
when reading anything i write please interpret each exclamation point as one wag of a golden retriever’s tail
e.g. if i type “aaaaaaaaah thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!” please imagine i am furiously wagging my tail and possibly causing minor property damage to low positioned vases, lamps, tchotchkes, etc.
