I thought just how f*cking tragic it actually was – friggin’ IS – that John probably really did love, or at least very much care for Jack but realized it too late / was simply the single most unlucky person in the world really; I mean, he attempted to save Gray to earn Jack’s trust, right? To apologize, or to win him back maybe, or even just out of kindness? We won’t ever know but honestly – you can hold a lot against him but not that he attempted to save Jack (the way he tried to tell Jack that it wasn’t him who was truly in control of his actions, his voice all quiet and almost sad, sadder each time Jack didn’t realize, barely cared to look twice at him… the way he whispered ‘hold me’ and snuggled against Jack like he was about to cry soMEONE PLEASE JUST KILL ME), that he ****ING REFUSED Gray when he was supposed to fill Jack’s grave and only did so after Jack nodded his consent; that he finally DID save him and that he stayed. on. Earth. because Jack liked the planet so much. Because he hoped to run into him again sometime.
TELL ME HE IS A PLAIN-DEALING VILLAIN ONE MORE TIME AND I S W E A R I’LL—
sorry, sorry. Just had a lot of feels today, okay? *weak smile* Julia out.
“I can get you mermaids. What were you doing before you – how did you say you got here?”
“I looked under my bed for monsters and fell.”
Scribble scribble. “Before that, what were you doing?”
“We just moved and -”
“Hang on -” Papers rustle. “Which of the following best describes your attitude: excitement about your new opportunities, apprehension about your new school or neighborhood, resentment at loss of old friends and familiar settings, or other?”
“….what does resentment mean?”
“It means you’re mad that they were taken away.”
“That one.”
“Okay. And, fingerprints here in case you take longer on your quest than you’re supposed to and we need to do a locator spell; and would you like a dagger, magic wand, animal companion, or bow and arrows?”
“I only get one?”
“You can combine the animal companion with another option if you fill out form 37-J -”
“I’ll just take the magic wand.”
“There’s a bin of them by the door; take one and then recite this fairy-summoning chant to call a guide fairy and be led to your destination.” Stamp, check, peeling of carbon paper. “This is your copy. Next!”
Like seriously I wish we had a more comprehensive sex education program in the U.S. You know how many guys I know who had no idea an unaroused vagina is only 2-3 inches deep? Or that the cervix raises up when aroused to accommodate dick? Or that if a girl is “tight” that generally means she’s not turned on and you’re shitty in bed? Or that the cervix has an entire cycle it goes through throughout the month where is changes hardness, placement in the vagina, wetness? Like, when you’re ovulating your cervix gets soft and raises high up into the vagina and your hormones get you really horny. It’s like natures way of moving the furniture around and fluffing the pillow for dick because it wants to get pregnant. And before menstruation, it gets really hard and low in the vagina. It’s basically inactivating it’s Facebook and saying “I just need some alone time for a few days”
Ladies and gentlemen, take a moment to learn about vaginas. Men, take an interest into your woman’s menstrual cycle!
U.S. Needs better sex Ed because I’m a 23 year old woman and didn’t even know all of this
Hi I had no idea about the cervical cycle.
God bless this post pls share it far & wide
“It’s like natures way of moving the furniture around and fluffing the pillow for dick because it wants to get pregnant.” This has got to be one of my new favourite quotes.
Also, for anyone interested, have some sex ed links:
The cervix, what happens throughout the cycle and how it actually looks. (Or for those that have one, check out your own with a mirror and a speculum. It’s very easy and kinda cool.)
