my headcanon for startrek is that humans look, to vulcans, like a dog frathouse. like signing on to a human ship is exactly that thrillingly loud and frustrating and fast and stupid and fun. the humans are going to dash off to a new sector to see if there are friends there and then they will jump up and down with delight and stuff their faces up against their new friends’ genital array. the humans are going to bark for ten minutes at a rock. the humans want to chase things they can’t possibly catch just because they like running around. the humans are madly passionate about their arbitrary group identities. the humans can be divided into new arbitrary group identities which they will then be passionate about. the humans want to stick their heads out of the window of their starship and go ‘wheee!’. if you step on a human’s paw they will act like you just killed them for about thirty seconds and then want more headpats. the humans can be immediately distracted from crucial duties by the appearance of a small animal. if you howl all the humans in earshot will howl louder just to show off. a human just humped your leg. ‘don’t make it weird bro’ the human says. later the human will dig a weird bug out of the ground and eat it.
Oh my GOD
I’m keen on the possibility that John “Pretty Damn Smart” Watson has deduced that Mary’s prime motivation for being with him is because of her past involvement with Moriarty. He knows her job was to keep John from Sherlock, a task worth her life. John tried reading the flash drive but, once again, the AGRA box was empty. She was bluffing and he had to counter her next move. With Sherlock in hospital for weeks and weeks, John had enough time to dwell and deduce on his own. He’d pretend he hadn’t try to read it. He’d welcome her back into his life, but he’d be careful not to use the words “i forgive you” because there really was no way he could ever do that. However, the greater good is at stake. If John leaves her and takes up with Sherlock, John knows Mary will not hesitate to kill them both. He’s seen to what lengths she’ll go to keep from losing the status quo. She must, for now, continue to believe nothing is amiss. Sherlock must remain in the dark for a little longer.
Dr Watson is smarter than he looks. Pretty damn smart.
Co-signed.
Nice.
Yes. I truly think so. So anxious for S4!
I truly believe this is very close to what we’re getting in S4 and I CANNOT WAIT. Pretty damn smart, indeed.
Charities/organisations to avoid:
PETA: They’d rather spend their money on publicity campaigns than on the animals in their care. PETA killed 73.8% of the animals in their care in 2015 (x)
FCKH8: Is a for-profit company that exploits oppressed groups for money. They’re also wildly uninformed, and spread misogyny, cissexism and bi/panphobia, as well as stealing their posts/designs (x)
Autism Speaks: They spend most of their money on researching a way to eliminate autism, heighten the stigma against autism and don’t have a single autistic person on their board (x)
Please support other, better charities, and feel free to add any others you can think of to this.
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: CEO makes insane amounts of money, they deny a lot of requests for wigs/help with treatment/etc., and have attempted to sue other charities that use the color pink as part of their anti-breast cancer campaign. ( x x x )