May 11th – BlacChyna – petty
June 15th – Ice Cube – once had a good day
December 20th – Jonah Hill – the stupid shit we do is apparently funny to people. oh and we’re both stoners 😎
october 27th – sylvia plath – clinical depression
Sep 29 anita ekberg- both beautiful
Sep 14 – Amy winehouse – eyeliner and Jewish
July 24- Jennifer Lopez- Mariah Carey still doesn’t know me…
March 27 – Mariah Carey – We still don’t know JLO
July 30 – Gina Rodriguez – We are both famous latinas lol
January 12th – Zayn Malik – Gay
Aug 15 – joe jonas – gay
June 5 – mark wahlberg -garbage human beings
october 21st, hari nef and kim k i think
January 7th – blue ivy – geniuses
september 8- pink- both mediocre
Fran Drescher–we’re both beautiful, perfect, and expensive
Sept 23. – Bruce Springsteen – sad about the decline of middle class America
February 12 – Gucci Mane – some poor life choices and at least one regrettable tattoo.
August 11 – Hulk Hogan – We’re both saw Rocky 3.
October 25 – James Carville – haggard, yelling
January 24 – Ernest Borgnine – We both once lead children on a disastrous camping trip.
February 11 – Jennifer Aniston, we’re both hot.
June 7th – Mick Foley: we both like wrestling, Liam Neeson: we both have a particular set of skills, Prince: we both love Prince.
September 3rd – Rita Volk – Born the same year and we both have green eyes.
Also Garret Hedlund – We both did running sports while at school.
March 28th – Lady Gaga: Born in the same state.
Jan 31st – Justin Timberlake – have both probably already peaked
September 3rd- James “Whitey” Bulger- he’s my uncle, does that count?
June 21st – Chris Pratt – Both fucking nerds who love dinosaurs and space
June 2nd-Zachary Quinto-gayyyyy
February 14 – Simon Pegg – neeeeeerd