cliffnotesofanerd:

dxmedstudent:

sheenaduquette:

pancakemilkshake:

emilyskeggs:

sincerely-steeny:

Hello everyone plz reblog this to save a life. And STOP CUTTING AVOCADOS INCORRECTLY. I work at a sushi restaurant and this is one of the safest and easiest ways to cut avocados. Love you all

This was so cute and informational thank u op

You can pinch the pit off from the back blunt end of the knife too!

Please do more informative videos like this.

I kind of feel I have to reblog this, in the name of keeping people out of A&E…

Guys, I did three more nerve and/or tendon repairs on hands in the last two weeks because of avocados and the improper preparation thereof. DO NOT BE THOSE PEOPLE. BE THIS PEOPLE.

goddessofidiocy:

there are fanfics you will recommend to your friends with enthusiasm and then there are fanfics that no-one can ever know you have read

frostymiku:

gukju:

i had a long and vivid dream where i accidentally invited the ghost of alexander hamilton into my house and he just sort of followed me around and scoffed at my essay writing and eventually i tried to hire an exorcist but the exorcist turned out to be thomas jefferson and they got into a fistfight in my kitchen

everythig i remembered about us history got replaced with this