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monobeartheater:

intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car

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i’m amused that i looked at the calendar and went “February 1. Two weeks till my birthday… and also Deadpool. (my bday is Valentines day and I’ll probably see Deadpool on it)

Good Lord, I’m turning 37 this year. When the hell did that happen?

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johnlocktentacles:

wait so ok

after acd’s housekeeper left acd put an ad in the paper to rent out the bottom floor and apparently two old women claiming to be sisters took it

and then later acd found out they weren’t sisters

did

did he just

rent his bottom floor to a pair of old lesbians