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as you know, the immune system walks a fine line between being absolutely useless and killing you

immunology professor this week (via hyacinth-willow)

I mean, a fever is basically your immune system going, “LET’S SEE WHO BURNS FIRST, MOTHERFUCKER.”

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#ALSO MOST DEADLY ILLNESSES ARE ONLY DEADLY BECAUSE YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS TRYING TO HELP

(via fightthecoldwithspices)

Nice

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How have humans made it this far

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your immune system is basically a petulant child that sometimes burns the entire house down to spite its sibling for getting the last pop tart, and the only difference is which sibling in particular. nervous system? multiple sclerosis or guillain barre. pancreas? diabetes. joints? rheumatoid arthritis. intestines? ibd. skin? psoriasis. hey, wait, did immune system actually take the last pop tart itself? it’s lupus! (via @threefootroo)

come on, everyone knows it’s never lupus

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“Gregory, why is there a large cupcake in your lap? And you’re naked.” / “Well, I hear it’s your birthday, big boy. Guess you better eat right on through this treat to get to the treat inside.” / “Is this treat your penis?” / “I don’t know, guess you better start eating to find out.” / Gregory was grinning and holding out a plastic spoon. Mycroft rolled his eyes and sighed. “Is there a required dress code?” / Gregory’s grin got bigger. “You could say the dress code is that there is no code.”

OMFG. Lol.