No wonder there’s gonna be a Superhero Registration Act, these people are destroying city blocks for a 79 cent can of Coke.
Character portrayed by John Barrowman: *dies*
Me: Nah he’s fine he can’t die he’s just Captain Jack Harkness undercover he’s fine
do you ever have second-hand obsessions
like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend
ispenttoolongthinkingofanewname:
i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it
i am eating an entire cake
update: there is more cake than i imagined.
i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this
never do this again
The trick to buying an entire cake and eating it is you don’t eat it all at once.
But, and this is crucial, not because someone else is controlling your portions. Because it’s your cake. Because you don’t have to worry that if you don’t finish it now, somebody will take the rest away. Because you can eat as much cake as you feel like eating and then stop, and the remaining cake will still be there when you want some more. Which may be in an hour or may be in a couple of days.
Own your cake. Cake responsibly.
How to cake
#yeah unless you’re married#then you better eat all the cake#or it will be gone the next day#and your husband will try to act innocent#but we don’t have a cat anymore jay#and ghosts don’t eat#so who else ate the cake jay#WHO#(I have also eaten the cake)#(actually it’s always pie in our house)#(I feel I’ve lost track of the narrative) (via @pringlesaremydivision)
Nice normal Peter, big bombastic me, and little demented Sylvester
Colin Baker describing the cast of The Five(ish) Doctors Reboot
(via scriptscribbles)
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