scene I need in a movie

thor: *is being the giant handsome man he is*
wade: oh my god oh *trips over nothing* oh m oh
thor: *laughs kindheartedly at wade*
wade: oh fUC k oh fu *lays down on ground* hi I’m,,,, hi fuck me
Thor: I would but… *winks at Wade*… sadly i am with Jane now
wade: fU CK WHAT FK IWJSD

nixxie-fic:

Mycroft: [in a crowd and can’t find Lestrade] I HAVE FRESH DONUTS!
Lestrade: [Turns up by his side] Hey… I’m not that obvious!
Lestrade: [Opens the bag & stuffs one in his mouth because they smell divine] DAMN!
Mycroft: *smirks*