I really like fics where Eggsy and other candidates have to pass the obligational “honeypot/ seduce your mentor/ NLP training trial”.
HOWEVER, i really want to see a fic where the “honeypot/ nlp” trial that Eggsy is tasked with is switched up a bit.
What do i mean by this, you ask? Well, basically, instead of Eggsy having to seduce someone to get information, he would instead have to keep his mouth shut when Galahad, a seasoned agent, is to (attempt to) get some important piece of intel from and by way of seducing Eggsy.
PLEASE THIS I WOULD IN ALL LIKLIHOOD PAY FOR THAT PLEASE.
great at handling difficult situations, for example, can get his own gloves off WHILE talking to a cute girl AT the same time no problem thanks for asking
so great at witty comebacks
definitely has slept with MANY a lady because, again, Han Solo is a cool guy, and not a grumpy hermit who, were he a person in the world, would spend all his weekends alone in his apartment with his phone turned off watching Ice Truckers
definitely not a weirdo with a shitty haircut who talks to his car
no. mister cool guy. always looks so cool. so cool in a fight
so cool. never panics about everything all the time constantly.
people trust him cause he’s got that cool guy charisma
always knows what he’s doing. han solo. an expert.
in conclusion: han solo, a cool space scoundrel, not a nerd. maybe you’re the nerd around here. hmm. looks like it. check and mate
