trash-pile:

THINK ABOUT HOW MANY PUPPIES WILL GET TO EXPERIENCE SNOW FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS WINTER. PUPPIES. CONFUSED ABOUT WHY THEIR FEET ARE COLD. CONFUSED ABOUT THIS FLUFFY STUFF. GOTTA BITE IT. GOTTA ROLL IN IT.

inthenarrative:

hamilton: instead of me, he promotes charles lee, makes him second-in-command

lee: i’m a general. whee!!!

hamilton: